[Duskshadow]

Greetings,

We are currently looking to recruit one mage, effective immediately.

We do have an intense and creative recruitment process, that could be best described by this simple scheme:



You don't have to worry about those 5 pyramid levels and 11 categories above, I will do it for you! All you have to do is the following:

1. Read About Us section

2. Read the Joining section

3. See if you can answer 'yes' to the following questions:

-- Are you hard-working and self-motivated to improve yourself and those around you in all ways possible?
-- Do you have recent raiding experience and decent gear? Because this game is all about gear and definitely not skill... wait, or was it vice versa? I'm all confused now.
-- Do you know everything there's to know about your class? Things like cookie-cutter specs, temporary specs based on the encounter, gear options/upgrades/DPS difference/gemming.
-- Are you able to utilize all aspects of your class besides mash-nuking? Things like decursing without us having to ask you more than once (ever), using frost/fire wards, popping consumables to stay alive when you make a mistake (because our healers and tanks are perfect, by all means)
-- Do you know what "blink" does and have you ever used that best-spell-in-the-whole-wide-world to save your life before?
-- Are you able to stay alive by dodging some random, boring and totally trivial gimmick mechanic?
-- Do you have an ice block and blink buttons binded, while your finger is nervously lingering around them at all times, because you're such a badass you never die, ever?

4. If you answered 'yes' to the questions above, you have nothing left, but to apply. Good luck!

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If you're interested in becoming a member of our guild, but the recruitment for your class is closed, I would strongly encourage you to apply anyway as we have a waiting list and I will PM you if/when the spot opens up. Plus, there's a small chance you are such a badass that we will accept you anyway!

[Zelus]

[Undeadmerlin]

haha the part about finger hovering over blink and iceblock is so true

[Thoranous]

Undeadmerlin, on Dec 3 2009, 07:34 AM, said:

haha the part about finger hovering over blink and iceblock is so true

I just have it bound to my mouse buttons. My hand is always on it.=p

[Undeadmerlin]

Blink is F for me, Iceblock is G.

[Hamlet]

Undeadmerlin, on Dec 5 2009, 10:18 AM, said:

Blink is F for me, Iceblock is G.

Hey I too always had Blink on F for years of playing a Mage. :hi5:

[Beargoggles]

I always enjoy trying to blink, and then coming to the swift realization that I'm on my warlock. In my defense, they look very similar. I guess that's an indication I play too much wow

[Guttermouth]

Undeadmerlin, on Dec 3 2009, 06:34 AM, said:

haha the part about finger hovering over blink and iceblock is so true

Merlin gave up on this shit...

[Undeadmerlin]

I hated that thing.